I am Simon. I am Seven. Months.

Hi everybuddy! It's time for the Monthly World Report by Simon. Which is me!

I turned 7 months! Over half a year old! Time sure flies!! This was an interesting month for me!

Daddy was busy setting up a portrait of me for my big 7th birthday, and he kept saying, "how come there's no M in this pile of blocks??? Oh well, nobody will notice if I use a W instead... I hope..." I'm wearing my super awesome John Deere work boots that auntie and uncle West got for me. They're perfect to wear while reading my construction book.

Mommy got a totally new haircut this month. Everyone says she looks like a spy/secret agent., which is probably why I almost didn't recognize her. I guess she can do whatever job she wants just as long as I get fed regularly.

Now onto the generic snapshots...

Here I am doing the Cleopatra pose with one of my favourite toys.

Daddy was really sick for half of this month (which is why he looks so horrible). Being so sick of being in bed, he tried playing video games one night, so I helped him out. This was just minutes before an electrical surge destroyed his Nintendo Wii. No more games!

I'm really starting to get the hang of feeding myself. When I'm in the mood to. If not, I just sit there and cry until mommy or daddy feeds me.

I haven't quite gotten the hang of using a spoon though.

And here, Daddy thought it would be great to take a picture of me right after my nap, complete with bed head. Yeah, hilarious. Thanks dad.

It was a BIG month for me! I took my first trip to the mountains!!! We were headed to a family reunion!

Here I am getting bombarded by my cousins. Many of whom have never met me yet!

Daddy is SUPER proud of this... Here I took down my older and bigger cousin, Nathanual. Using my ninja technique, I snuck up behind him, and then with perfect wrestling form, I took him down to the mat! Daddy thinks I'll be a city champion wrestler like he once was. If not, he's ok with me being a ninja.

Here is the whole lot of us. I think I might be the only normal one in the bunch! Hahaha

I tried my Jolly Jumper for the first time! It was fun bouncing all over the place!

We stopped on the way home by this river so I could eat and play. I was spellbound by the running water, as you can see.

And mommy taught me how to give people five! I heard "Gimme Five" is back in nowadays!

My teeth are STILL bothering me quite a bit! I wish these darn things would just come out!!! Nothing works better for teething pain like wood. It works for beavers so it can work for me!

And there you have it! This wraps up another edition of the Monthly World Report according to me. Tune in again next time! Thanks for stopping by, and please say hello below!!

Simon