It's been another fabulous month! Welcome back my fans! Simon here with another Monthly World Report! Lots of firsts happened so let's get right down to it, shall we?
Here is my 10 month portrait! The phone wasn't supposed to be used as a prop, but daddy said I wouldn't sit still for long enough without something to play with, and the phone was the closest thing he could find. "Hello? Yes, it's Simon. Yes, I'm cute. Bye!"
This is one of my favourite toys, which I like to cram full of blocks, which takes daddy about 10 minutes to un-jam. That's how I keep simple minds like his entertained.
This is my morning face... ready to take on the world!!!
This is my "just before bedtime" face... after I've already taken over the world for a day.
I love eating. LOTS! Just like daddy. I make a mess while eating. Just like mommy.
Well, I've busted out a couple of teeth this month! Yay! I now officially don't look like I'm a denture user... without the dentures. But it's been quite painful and I'm looking for ANYTHING to chew on.
Mommy and daddy have sympathy and made me a bunch of apple popsicles to help with the pain.
I'm now crawling all over, and standing up to explore, getting myself into all kinds of trouble. Mommy wishes I wasn't so interested in exploring electronic cords and the microwave.
Hey, whatchalookinat???
One night I decided to help mommy with the recycling. I think I must have saved her at least an hour's worth of work.
And I got to meet uncle Aref and auntie Thuan's bunnies! This is Wally!
Auntie Thuan helped feed me cantaloupe for the first time. I LOVED it!!!
The kitchen provides all kinds of entertainment for me.
Then it was my first Halloween!!! I dressed up as a fire breathing dragon! RawR!!
And this is my neighbour, Eric! He was a dinosaur. You can see I earned a Mars bar, which I promptly squashed.
This is daddy's dumb costume. He loves scaring kids on halloween.
Like I said, the kitchen provides tons of entertainment. I love getting into the drawer under the oven. This is my favourite pot!
I learned to drink out of a cup for the first time this month! I'm so awesome! I'm slowly working up to straws. 7-11 slurpees here I come!!!
Then we went to the ZOO!!! It was so fun as they let the seals and sea lion out so we could see them up close!
I also just learned to play in the bath all by myself! It's so fun! It's hard to believe a few months ago I screamed like I was dying every night in the bath.
This last month marked my first AIRPLANE ride! This month also marked my first experience with air sickness. In addition, this month also marked my first puke at 30,000 feet. Luckily with my expert control, I didn't hit the guy beside me.
I also discovered how to unroll the toilet paper. Normally, this wouldn't make daddy thrilled, but he's just REALLY happy that I've moved on to something other than chewing on the toilet seat when he's not looking.
So there you have it! This wraps up the 10th edition of the Monthly World Report. I hope you've enjoyed the news! Good night everyone, and please make sure to say hello below!
This is Simon, signing off!
